adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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People my age don’t see the importance of platonic friends of the opposite sex.

You missing out on a wealth of information because you don’t talk to girls you’re not interested in sexually.

My nigga, if it’s a study guide available for the test, it’s no good reason in existence not to check the study guide beforehand.

Stay woke.

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[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

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